Cure Premature Ejaculation Permanently. 治疗早泄的永久。
70% males come faster than they want to. 70 ％的男性来速度比他们要。 Making this a great niche.使这是一个伟大的利基。
Author: Nina Redza 作者：尼娜redza
Aren't you tired of reading about ways to lose weight and lose fat and fit in that bikini?是不是你厌倦了阅读的方法减肥，失去脂肪和适合在这比基尼？ How about ways to gain fat and lose muscle?如何如何获得脂肪和肌肉失去？ Look at Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones Diary.看看蕾妮齐薇格在BJ单身日记。 Doesn't she look cute in that playboy bunny outfit?不看可爱的她在这花花公子Bunny的装备？ It didn't hurt that she made a lot of money out of being fat.它没有伤害，她赚了很多钱出来正在发。 1) Make sure you have a closet full of loose fitting clothes You need to ensure that you purchase clothes that are at least 2 sizes over your current size. 1 ）确保您有壁橱里充满了宽松衣服，您需要确保您所购买的衣服上至少有2大小超过您目前的大小。 This is to ensure that any fat gain is not restricted by tight clothing.这是为了确保任何脂肪收益不受制于严格的服装。 It might make it difficult to breathe and cause you to pass out.它可能使人们难以呼吸，并为您带来的通过。 Not a good thing.不是一件好事。 2) Don't eat breakfast This is crucial in your path to fatsville. 2 ）不要吃早餐，这是关键的在您的路径fatsville 。 As your body has been starving overnight from sleeping, you do NOT want to encourage your metabolism to work efficiently and burn fat at the beginning of the day.作为您的身体一直挨饿，在一夜之间从睡觉，你不想鼓励你的代谢提高工作效率和烧伤，刘皇发在当日开始。 If you can't handle not eating due to hunger, make sure your breakfast consists of fried bacon strips, deep fried eggs, croissants, deep fried hash browns and a glass of full cream milk.如果你不能处理不进食，由于饥饿，确保您的早餐构成油炸培根带，深油炸鸡蛋，羊角面包，深油炸哈希褐和一杯牛奶充分霜。 3) Choose fatty meats The fattier, the better! 3 ）选择不饱和脂肪酸的肉类该fattier ，更好！ It is important that you choose fatty processed meats like sausages, bacon and corned beef.这是非常重要的您选择不饱和脂肪酸加工肉制品像香肠，培根和角膜牛肉。 Beef has more saturated fats than fowl.牛肉有更多的饱和脂肪比禽。 It also has more cholesterol, suitable for clogging the arteries and promoting fat storage.还拥有更多的胆固醇，适合堵塞的动脉和促进脂肪储存。 Remember these three meats: pork, beef and lamb.记得这三个肉类：猪肉，牛肉和羊肉。 It's also better to eat them raw.这也是更好地吃生肉。 This will ensure your colon provides a conducive environment for all the parasitic worms that may decide to rent your big intestine as their new home.这将确保您的结肠提供了一个有利的环境，为所有寄生蠕虫可能决定租金，您的大小肠，作为他们的新家园。 4) Choose white refined carbohydrates Great for constipation. 4 ）选择白色精制碳水化合物的伟大便秘。 Choose white bread, white pasta and white grains.选择白面包，白面条和白粒。 Stay away from whole wheat products.远离全麦产品。 Make sure that you don't drink 8 glasses of water a day.请确认您不要喝8杯水一天。 This will help re-circulate the toxins back into your system and create a sluggish metabolism.这将有助于重新分发毒素回到您的系统和创建一个低迷的代谢。 5) Load up on sugary foods Most of the desserts we love contain massive amounts of sugar. 5 ）负载了对含糖食品，大部分的甜点，我们爱含有大量的糖。 Choose cakes, ice cream, sodas, sauces, candy, doughnuts and beer.选择蛋糕，冰淇淋，汽水，酱油，糖果，炸面圈和啤酒。 Sugar turns to glucose for instant energy but excessive sugar is great for storing as fat too.糖轮流葡萄糖即时能量，但过多的糖是伟大的储存脂肪太多。 So have a field day with this one!因此，有一个外地的一天，这一个！ 6) Increase the LDL fats This is a no-brainer. 6 ）增加低密度脂蛋白脂肪，这是一个没有自然而然的。 But for those with sluggish brain cells, please ensure that your fats intake are mainly saturated like those from meats, eggs, organ meats, lard, coconut oil, butter, palm kernel oil, some dairy products and ghee.但对于那些与低迷的脑细胞，请确保您的脂肪摄入量，主要是饱和一样，从肉，蛋，器官肉，猪油，椰子油，黄油，棕榈仁油，一些乳制品和酥油。 Let's help our body create more cholesterol in the process.让我们帮助我们的身体制造更多胆固醇，在这个过程中。 7) Don't drink water Only consume soft drinks, milk shakes, beers, fruit juices and coffee. 7 ）不喝水，只有消费汽水，牛奶握手，啤酒，果汁和咖啡。 We wouldn't want to encourage the elimination of fat and toxins from the body now, would we?我们不希望鼓励消除脂肪和毒素从体内现在，我们会？ 8) Eat 3 main meals and 3 snacks a day Have a hearty heart-clogging breakfast, fast food for lunch, a buffet for dinner and a few servings of ice cream or doughnuts for snacks. 8 ）吃3个主要三餐和三小食，每天有一个衷心的心脏堵塞早餐，快餐店吃午饭，自助晚餐和一场数servings冰淇淋或炸面圈，为小吃。 Do this often.这样做往往。 At least 5 day a week.至少五天一个星期。 You'll be on your way.您对您的方式。 9) Skip the fruits and vegetables If you must have vegetables, make sure they are cooked in butter or lard. 9 ）跳过的水果和蔬菜，如果您必须有蔬菜，确保它们在煮熟的黄油或猪油。 Cut out the fruits.剪下的果实。 They won't help you gain much fat, unless you cook them in butter too.他们不会帮你很大益处，刘皇发议员，除非你库克他们在黄油太。 10) Be a couch potato This is everyone's favorite activity. 10 ）一个沙发土豆，这是大家最喜爱的活动。 The only exercise you'll ever need is to point your remote control to your TV set and click.唯一行使您最需要的是一点，您的远程控制到你的电视设置，并点击。 It will give your finger a good workout without jeopardizing your fat gaining plan.它将让您的手指一个很好的锻炼又不损害您的脂肪获得的计划。 This is also a pretty good plan to execute when you have had a good fatty meal.这也是一个不错的计划来执行，当你有一个良好的不饱和脂肪酸的膳食。 Better yet, make sure you have a bowl of caramel popcorn or anything crunchy when you watch a horror or suspense movie.更棒的是，确保您有一碗焦糖爆米花或任何crunchy当您观看的恐怖或悬疑的电影。 The faster you chew, the more you eat, the better!更快，你咀嚼，越多，您吃的，更好的！ That's it!这样就大功告成了！ Not so hard is it?并非如此努力是什么呢？ Anyway, give it a try.不过，无论如何，给它一个尝试。 If you don't get sick by the end of the month, at least you'll get fat.如果你不生病，由每月月底，至少您将得到发。 Oh, by the way, make sure you have a really good health insurance plan.哦，所的方式，确保您有真正好的健康保险计划。 Your family won't have to worry about paying for your medical bills when you keel over from the heart disease you're going to get by next Christmas.你的家人将不用担心支付您的医疗法案时，你龙骨从心脏病您将会获得由在下一个圣诞节。 At least they'll still have money for the Christmas presents.至少他们会仍然有金钱为圣诞礼物。
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